Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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