I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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