so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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