People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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