you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
