i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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