Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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