I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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