I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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