absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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