the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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