I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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