i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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