how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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