well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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