Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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