This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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