help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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