I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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