Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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