I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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