go do what you do best...puke behind churches
false alarm. still invincible.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize