my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?