sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.