Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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