I want to walk on stilts...naked
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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