thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
