There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Sober January is a disaster.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Drunk is not a location!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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