babies were throwing up all over the place
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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