Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
should my penis look like a turkey
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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