with your own penis?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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