check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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