My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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