would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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