they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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