why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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