have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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