They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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