I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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