Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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