Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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