ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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