his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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