He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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