Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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