i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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