is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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