Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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