I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
