the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
