Midget sex pt 2 tonight
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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