I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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