Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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