everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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