We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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