You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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