dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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