i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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