the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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