i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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